wankhole

A terminal wally who frequently makes a bastard of himself. Like George W. Bush.

That wankhole controls a nation? Oh my God!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

Wankthorpe

A description of a shitty place

Woman: you going into town?
Man: what? into Wankthorpe?ha!

by Benny G...G...G-Unit April 22, 2006

WankWordBingo

Occurs in business meetings when individuals use 5 or more annoying buzzwords or jargon never used before the year 2000. For example “reach out”, “low hanging fruit”, “talk to that”, “open the kimono” and so on. Double-points if someone over the age of 50, who knows these words are bs, uses them to try to impress their younger and/or American peers.

Sylvia had to stop herself from yelling out “WANKWORDBINGO!” during a meeting when her colleague Alan used the word “leverage”.

by SPJohns August 27, 2020

wankthorpe south central

the worst place imaginable to find yourself at any time

why were u late??

i got stuck in roadworks at wankthorpe south central!

or

i just saw the worst band ever down at wankthorpe south central!!

by sam butler October 2, 2006

wankwork

A work of art that is done purely for self-gratification. Usually produced by a wanker.

Will Ferrell is starting to star in films that are nothing but wankwork.

by etanracnil October 7, 2008

RankWhore

A person who knows every higher ranking individual, and their rank on a base.

Not to be confused with Rancor from Star Wars.

"Hey did you know that Gen. Bob is the commander of the Air Mobility Command?"
"Man you're such a rankwhore."

"Hey whos the commander of the Med Group? I don't know man, lets ask the rankwhore"

by ThatAirman November 10, 2013

Wankhorn

Morning erection of the penis, usually made feel better by constant rolling from side to side whilst grinding cock into matress. See also {drypoking}

I woke this morning and my slut wife did not want to entertain my wankhorn!

by RoaringRedRooster69 October 3, 2016