Zoom zooms and wam wams

The other things you get end up buying at the store when you only went to get one thing.

I sent billy to the store for milk and he came back with a bunch of zoom zooms and wam wams.

by Missy_Lanius December 16, 2020

Vaughn Wamsley

1. A personal injury lawyer and minor celebrity in Central Indiana. Well known for plastering his face all over billboards, phonebooks, and the like. Often thought of as an ambulance chaser, but has amazing hair.

2. A game, similar to "padiddle", played by sneaking up on a friend, shouting "Vaaaaauuuuuuugggggghhhhhhnnnnn... WHAM-sley!" and punching said friend in the shoulder.

1. Vaughn Wamsley: Hey, does anyone need a personal injury attorney? Have you been injured in an accident? KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!

2. Me: (quietly) Vaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhhnnnn...

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: (yells, punching friend in the arm) WHAM-sley!

Friend: Ow, stop it. I think I need a personal injury attorney now.

by Dildano December 29, 2010

zoom zoom's and wam wam's

jail/prison, term used to define snack foods such as corn chips or snack cakes or cookies

whats up for today? zoom zoom's and wam wam's delivery ,cell mate, I can't wait to get my hands on those scrumptious delights.

by Thomas Watkins January 26, 2008

Wamsterbate

When a man masturbates while crying, using his own tears as a lubricant.

Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."

Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"

by Palmertabs December 29, 2013

Wamster

A wannabe hamster, same catagory as Wemo, Wothic etc

Lize: I look like a hamster
Jeroen: You Wamster!

by japansenegerseksmetboekenkaste December 17, 2008

Wamsley

1. A deragatory definition of a female with male-like qualities who performs sexual favors to other females for money.
2. A female who lacks common sense and is primarily dependent on the male gender.

"Oh god, don't make eye contact, it's Wamsley"

"After class, Wamsley went to the badminton game to see how many men she could attract.

by ducky August 11, 2004

wamsley

defn 1 does a good job, but
see cockthrottler

omfg, it's wamwam da cockthrottler!!!!1

by da duckster April 15, 2005