Walnuts

Another name for John McCain.

Did you see Walnuts' speech last night? You know, the one about inflation. Did he look dead to you or what?

by Iacopus October 4, 2008

walnuts

When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.

"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."

by Jawn June 4, 2005

Walnuts

A pair of testicles placed flush against a vertical plane.

I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

by deeznuts19903 October 1, 2009

walnuts

People that drive in Waldorf Maryland that constantly rear end drivers while driving on route 301, because of rubber necking at the new restaurant construction.

Look at the walnuts standing in traffic with their hoods crumpled up, once again, causing all the traffic congestion.

(FROM INSIDE OF THAT SAME VEHICLE MINUTES EARLIER)
"Look over there honey, I didn't know we were getting a Chipotle here, WHAM !!!! HORN SOUNDS AND AIRBAG DEPLOYS

by Paul Li December 9, 2008

drives me walnuts

to drive you up a wall and drive you nuts

"This girl drives me walnuts when she changes her mind!"

by yawwwnnnneee August 19, 2012

cram it with walnuts

Used in conversation to initialize and complete a non sequitur, usually in response to a question.

Gerarld: Wanna get White Castle or Skyline?
Patsy: Cram it with walnuts!

by Charles Q. September 19, 2008

BRUISED MY WALNUTS

A enormous, near violent, fart.

"Damn, I just bruised my walnuts."

by pancreaticjuices May 6, 2006