Wallpaper View

If something just looks too good that it seems to be unreal. Think of those common wallpapers on your desktop. The ones with palms, beaches and beautiful landscapes, or of those skylines etc.

*Dan is posting a picture of a beautiful lonely island (where he actually is)*
John: are you kidding me? this looks sooo awesome!
Dan: i know, right? when i arrived there i was unable to move because of that WALLPAPER VIEW! it just looked to good to be true.

(Sorry for my english :( -not a native speaker)

by Kota.Thomas June 16, 2011

wallpaper gig

A musical performance intended to merely enhance the ambiance of a social function, rather than to directly enertain an attentive audience (i.e. dinner music).

"How'd the gig go last night?" / "I kept fucking up, but it was a wallpaper gig, so nobody noticed..."

by The DA September 9, 2008

stare at the wallpaper

when you take a shit without reading material. staring at the wall in front of you is pretty much all you can do, unless you can beat one out with the smell of your own poo

There were some old issues of Modern Bride, so I just decided to stare at the wallpaper.

by Ace-Money December 9, 2008

wallaper

Male genitals
Penis

Your a daft wallaper

by Chris Murray April 30, 2005

Hanging wallpaper

Verb. To vigorously have a sexual encounter with heavy male & female action. . . in this case the "Male" grabs his "female" partner and places her against the wall and proceeds to thrust in-n'-out of her vagina gracefully while holding both his hands on her butt in a cupping figure for support.

Thus the Hanging of wallpaper is achieved...

E.g; homie calls you " Yo, Dex, we gotta be on the plane in a hour. Where da hall are you?!"

You text back "Can't be messed wit' atm I'm "Hanging wallpaper" @ Shelby's pad right now. Ttyl ;)."

by NumberOneKangaroo January 10, 2017

Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

by TumTum816 January 29, 2017

Awesome Wallpapers

A Twitter account with over 200k followers as of October 2021, posts weird and funny wallpapers that really spice up your Phone or PC.

Those are some awesome wallpapers did you get them from the awesome wallpapers account?

by fatpork October 21, 2021