The weird, and mostly hideous, people you only see in Walmart. Mostly fat rednecks or very old people. The enigma of Wal-Martians is that, no matter how long you've lived in your town/area and no matter how long you search there, you will only find them in your local Walmart.
by TheFiend138 July 24, 2015
Get the Wal-Martians mug.People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.
- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.
- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.
- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?
- That's why they shop here.
- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.
- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?
- That's why they shop here.
by Dude Grease September 4, 2007
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Individuals who frequent Wal-Mart and consider it the social event of the day. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, inane conversation, ususally in the middle of an aisle, and more than likely, some sort of combination of bedclothes and trailer park chic fashions.
" I went to Wal-mart today and it was full of Wal-Martians, just standing around, taking up space, and sucking the intelligence out of me as I walked past.
by rockman08 April 5, 2006
Get the Wal-Martians mug.Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.
by legz2walk April 29, 2008
Get the Walmartians mug.Walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. Walmarting is an alleged sexual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circumstance.
by Safiyya June 20, 2014
Get the Walmarting mug.Sloth-like dumbshit that can be found 'grazing' at any Walmart at any time. Usually morbidly obese with a gaggle of hoosierlings. They walk as slow as they can right in front of you and won't let you pass especially when you know exactly what you want and exactly where it is.
God damn, I hate all these fucking Walmartians! Don't they have something better to do with themselves besides commenting on all this stupid cheap bullshit? Make a decision you sorry excuse for a consumer!
by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009
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"Last week my son was sick, so I went to Walmart to get some childrens tylenol and there were like 3 or 4 families there shopping for clothes and other things you would buy IF IT WASN'T 3AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING. They must like to hang out at Walmart.....they're Walmartians.
by worker bee # 4,657,891,326,548 March 1, 2009
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