(abbv: wives and girlfriends)
A selection of overpublicised, vacuous anorexics found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WAG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".
See also: chavette
A selection of overpublicised, vacuous anorexics found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WAG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".
See also: chavette
According to HELLO!, Sheryl Tweedy is next in line to the WAG throne, having raised herself in the glamour stakes by surving entirely on a diet of watercress and having twelve indonesian child workers beaten to death over the production of her wedding dress.
by Social commentator extraodinaire November 12, 2006
Skipping part or all of a day at school.
Often to go smoke or do drugs.
Usually punished quite heavily by schools e.g 2 after school detentions for every period wagged.
Often to go smoke or do drugs.
Usually punished quite heavily by schools e.g 2 after school detentions for every period wagged.
by idontwagcozimcool August 11, 2006
An abbrieviation, short for Wild Ass Guess.
by Jason January 28, 2005
by Barcles July 07, 2006
Wives And Girlfriends of the England Football Squad.
Tend to be associated with spending a lot of money on shopping (usually not their money but their other halfs').
Tend to be associated with spending a lot of money on shopping (usually not their money but their other halfs').
Example of WAGS
Victoria Beckham (wife of David Beckham)
Cheryl Tweedy (wife of Ashley Cole)
Colleen McLoughlin (girlfriend of Wayne Rooney)
Alex Curran (engaged to Steven Gerrard)
Victoria Beckham (wife of David Beckham)
Cheryl Tweedy (wife of Ashley Cole)
Colleen McLoughlin (girlfriend of Wayne Rooney)
Alex Curran (engaged to Steven Gerrard)
by scrambledegg July 23, 2006
The personification of money, style, class, and strict ballerness. May be used as noun, verb, adjective, or adverb. Is a purely contextual word, standing for all that is right. $wag $wag
Bro he aint got no $wag, he's a BLC guy.
Yo man $wag me the fuck out.
Lil Wayne is definitely $wagless.
Yo man $wag me the fuck out.
Lil Wayne is definitely $wagless.
by KingOf$wag November 03, 2011
by totsistooamazing July 18, 2009