Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".
The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.
Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.
Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.
Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.
Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.
Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.
Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
by Jeff Weltgawd November 18, 2021
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2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow.
3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.
2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow.
3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.
1) "Yo we threw cake all over the wagner plow."
2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..."
3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.
2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..."
3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.
by maomaomaomaomao November 17, 2010
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A homespun definition of end of the world in Mystic Books across western Africa where it is believed a god of great Powers will pilfer all the water on earth and use it to control Mankind.
by WazeusFanatics May 10, 2019
Get the Waznarock mug.A Wagnerian is the average Susan E. Wagner High School student. They average to about 6'8 in height which would even dwarf the average Petridian who stands at an average of 6'4. When they do not do well in their sports team they will be immediately executed and erased from history by the School Officials and other Wagnerians.
by Almost The Average Human October 3, 2021
Get the Wagnerian mug.Term derived from slang. Normally used in England. I mean you'd sound like a bit of a nob if you used this in America or something.
Anyway, basically it translates to "What's up? You're extremely attractive" It is now mostly used by teenagers who are wannabe gangsters (like I stated earlier) or a group of guys saying it as a joke.
Anyway, basically it translates to "What's up? You're extremely attractive" It is now mostly used by teenagers who are wannabe gangsters (like I stated earlier) or a group of guys saying it as a joke.
by soph.baxx April 17, 2017
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Wagner texting is when one finds out the friend doesn't have unlimited text messages, then he text bombs the friends email until he gets past his free limits, and then laughs uncontrollably.
by the friend with limited texts October 11, 2013
Get the wagner texting mug.A term used by genuine sufferers of anorexia to describe someone who thinks anorexia is a lifestyle, and not a disease. Typical wanarexic behaviour can include:
1. Posting on pro-ana sites in places like LiveJournal about how they want to "become ana" to drop a few pounds for prom.
2. Referring to anorexia as a person or, in even more bizarre cases, a deity. The term "ana", when once a useful shortening, has been taken over by wanarexics to demonstrate their "devotion" to this "lifestyle".
3. Posting "thinspiration" pictures of skinny models and celebrities, and idolizing Mary-Kate Olsen, who reportedly suffers from anorexia.
4. The overall, unshaking belief that anorexia is a cool diet that will make you thin, popular and loved by all, and consequently a complete lack of comprehension as to the truth - that anorexia is a complex, crippling mental disease that can cause appalling long-term health complications, including brittle bones, chronic halitosis, lanugo (fur-like hair that covers the body to help keep it warm when there is not enough body fat to do the job), stomach ulcers, hair loss and loss of eyesight. And that's to say nothing of the psychological effects.
A similar term exists for people who fake bulimia: fauxlemic.
1. Posting on pro-ana sites in places like LiveJournal about how they want to "become ana" to drop a few pounds for prom.
2. Referring to anorexia as a person or, in even more bizarre cases, a deity. The term "ana", when once a useful shortening, has been taken over by wanarexics to demonstrate their "devotion" to this "lifestyle".
3. Posting "thinspiration" pictures of skinny models and celebrities, and idolizing Mary-Kate Olsen, who reportedly suffers from anorexia.
4. The overall, unshaking belief that anorexia is a cool diet that will make you thin, popular and loved by all, and consequently a complete lack of comprehension as to the truth - that anorexia is a complex, crippling mental disease that can cause appalling long-term health complications, including brittle bones, chronic halitosis, lanugo (fur-like hair that covers the body to help keep it warm when there is not enough body fat to do the job), stomach ulcers, hair loss and loss of eyesight. And that's to say nothing of the psychological effects.
A similar term exists for people who fake bulimia: fauxlemic.
"ZOMG godezz aNa is soooo good 2 me, she helpd me loose 2 more pounds 4 prom!"
"dun call me a wanarexic or goddez aNar will zap j00 with her fat ray!"
"dun call me a wanarexic or goddez aNar will zap j00 with her fat ray!"
by AnaWanaMia? May 4, 2006
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