WAFFY

Something so unacceptably strange and unexpected from normal members of society that it transcends the traditional words that describe something weird; derived from "Weird as Fuck" and may be extended in extreme situations to "Weird as Fucky." Use this adjective with caution, because there WILL come something in your life that's even weirder than the shit you normally encounter.

Candy: "Yo, did you see that guy's old pictures on Facebook?"
Leslie: "Yeah he used to be friends with a gnome...WAFFY..."
Candy: "Did you see the one with the sombrero?"
Leslie: "Yes, WEIRD AS FUCKIEST thing I've ever seen..."

by squealingpiglet November 10, 2011

Waffy

Waffy is a sexy female that gets all the men and maybe females

Guy 1: ur such a waffy

Female 1: ya ik c;

by mohammaddddd March 8, 2022

WaffIe

WaffIe is Bowser's boyfriend

WaffIe is very cute

by ILikeSeaweed123 August 1, 2019

snaffy waffy

a deviation on snafu; something that is totally fucked up but not totally unexpected

pronounced: /snaph-fee waph-fee/
usage: noun

That was some snaffy waffy shit when that little bitch got herself knocked up.

by budious February 11, 2007

Taffy Waffy

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

by Dude January 29, 2004

Waffy Tush [tush]

waffy tush: a girls vagina

wunt mind bit of tht "waffy tush tush"

by Emma Atkinson 1992 October 17, 2008

Waffi

Waffi is something girls dream about when they eat vanilla cream waffle and makes them horny.

for example "while I'm eating my vanilla cream waffle I waffi my panties wet"

by ManBatu69 August 28, 2022