Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

Twat waffle syndrome by useless youth August 12, 2009

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

twat waffle by Lamifer September 13, 2004

Cunt sucking twat waffle 

Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.

In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.

Cunt sucking twat waffle by Flame Fuck January 24, 2009

twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho

twat waffle by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003

Flamming Twat Waffle 

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.

Porter your such a flamming twat waffle!

Flamming Twat Waffle by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010

pretentious twat waffle 

A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.

Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.

pretentious twat waffle by word woman July 24, 2014

inbred twat waffle

when two cousins hump and create a being they nick named dc

I once knew a inbred twat waffle named dc.

inbred twat waffle by cherlotus July 29, 2016