wafflemouth

1) Someone with a really wide mouth, who can fit an entire waffle in it at once.

2) A really wide mouth that can fit an entire waffle at once.

Jenny would be pretty cute if she weren't such a wafflemouth.

by dictopodes May 20, 2018

Wafflehouser

A person, male or female, that overly uses terms of endearment that you would hear a waitress in a Waffle House use. Such as doll, hun, hunny, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar etc. This person uses these terms on everyone from complete strangers to best friends.

Chance is a complete wafflehouser.

How can you tell if the girl gave you a pet name or if she is a wafflehouser

She keeps calling my husband babe. Do you think she is hitting on him or is she a wafflehouser?

by DJBigBrower September 14, 2014

waffleheart

Handmade and perfectly baked.
Virtually unbreakable but also perfect in taste, experience and all that is good
Also known as "<#"

Person 1: You're cute <3
Person 2: No you <#
Person 1: Awwww, a waffleheart.

by doomofmankind September 17, 2013

wafflegoth

Those losers at Denny's Restaurants at 2 in the morning with Beiber hair that think it is really cool to drink black coffee and be at Denny's at 2 in the morning.

That Hurley wearing wafflegoth looks like he should have been in bed hours ago, he has school in a few hours.

by ticklemeschlomo July 7, 2011

wafflehead

A client that cannot make a useful decision. They do however make many decisions for decision sake. Often.

Waffles to the point of needing syrup.

Blue. Red. Blue. Red. BlueRedBlueRed. Peter is such a fucking wafflehead. He should go with purple and call it a day.

by cornbreadyankee April 24, 2006

Wafflecopter

A wafflecopter is a helicopter that makes people happy because some people just like a helicopters... but its true function is dropping waffles to the people below to make them even happier.

1. Wafflecopters make me happy people I get free food.
2. Those damn wafflecopters, stop dropping waffles on the ground everywhere, you are getting shit on them.

by KoKo37 November 10, 2008

der wafflehaus

Any job or task which one is bound to do repeatedly, menially, and with no regard for one's personal life or financial situation. As seen in Dead Like Me.

"You wanna come to the beach today, bro?"
"Sorry, man, I can't.....I'm stuck at der wafflehaus for the next 10 years."

by sefirom July 22, 2006