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I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

this means I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.
I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

ok

Harry's wand 

The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.
"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"
Harry's wand by Hypertronix January 5, 2017

wizard's wand 

When you reach around and finger the butthole of your lover.
She gave me the wizard's wand last night, it felt magical.
wizard's wand by Suspiria907 September 8, 2017

nature’s wand 

Such phrases implies the penis
Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.
Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

Hungarian Wand Shop 

A wand shop from Hungary, you were probably expecting something dirty or sexual, weren't you?

Pervert.
I had to go to the Hungarian wand shop, my old Chinese wand broke