i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t 

i want you forever even when we’re not together

in a tiktok i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t

i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t by ieatkiwiskin March 14, 2021

B N W N 

B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.

First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."

Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."

B N W N by nothinc April 16, 2019

s m o k y b r o w n 

A young man with dark skin, most likely from Nigeria, who is very perverted and dirty. He tends to make random noises at random moments. He sometimes wears glasses.

(by Terrør)

That idiot over there is just like s m o k y b r o w n.

s m o k y b r o w n by terror the retard August 21, 2017

P.R.A.W.N 

Privileged Racist Arrogant White Nitwit

Donald trump is such a P.R.A.W.N

P.R.A.W.N by DarkMuffin666 July 27, 2020

i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t. 

i want you forever even when we not together.

i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t. mi amor.

i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t. by 1izzy. March 13, 2021

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O. 

Laughing So Hard To The Point Where No Sound Comes Out.

jack: dude my mom just fell down both flights of stairs
jill: L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.!!!

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O. by kayham March 6, 2011

W.W.N.D. 

What Would Napoleon Do?

A derivation of W.W.J.D. or What Would Jesus Do, but for those who prefer to follow a more belligerent moral code.

Do I need to wait until Wacky Mustache Month to grow a mustache?" "Dude, W.W.N.D. Grow a mustache, then DECLARE Wacky Mustache Month!

W.W.N.D. by Pwoinky May 30, 2011