Voluntary assisted dying

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

voluntary loss of stool

When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.

{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/

by Telephony December 30, 2014

non voluntary abstinence

No pussy for too long.

non voluntary abstinence = No pussy for too long.

by Joewithblueballs November 27, 2012

Voluntary Service Campaign

It was a fucking recall! Nissan did it to fix something they fucked up on they early model 300zx fuel injection system. They didn't want to call it a recall because that would look bad so it was called a service campaign. And they didn't really want to spend the money to do it to all Z31's so they said it was voluntary. Non the less, it was a god damn recall.

"Did you have the voluntary service campaign preformed on your Z?"

by RedOctoberManZ31 August 2, 2009

Urban dictionary voluntary editors

A BUNCH OF FUCKHEADS!!!!!!!!!

Urban dictionary voluntary editors are a bunch of fuckheads that didn't accept my other definition.

by James1221 December 13, 2017

Voluntary Erotic Amputee movement

A movement among a group in the porn scene community where they voluntary decide to have an amputation to be attractive to other people in the community who have a fetish for it, and not because there is anything wrong with that body part.

Most of the amputees are women.

Have you heard of the voluntary erotic amputee movement?

by Judge dredd7 September 7, 2011

voluntary canary

A voluntary canary is someone who makes a sacrifice, often publicly, in support of a personal or professional value yet stays in the situation instead of leaving. Like a canary in a coal mine, s/he is exposed to whatever happens. Unlike the canary, s/he does it voluntarily. And, it happens to rhyme.

Berkeley's Earth & Atmospheric Science Department canceled a lecture because of the invited scientist's political views. David Romps resigned from his chairmanship in protest but stayed at the school. He became a voluntary canary! We need more profs like that. Let's see if he survives in Berkeley's woke academic coal mine.

by Hugo de Naranja October 19, 2021