The volume in this bus is astronomical 

This speaks volumes Or is relatable.

Tweet: “I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” all the time.”

Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical

The volume in this bus is astronomical by Katiekillaaa June 17, 2020

Volume Chumping 

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.

Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.

Volume Chumping by Snocap November 16, 2006

Black Volume 

Term coined in reference to how black people generally indulge dialogue at a higher volume, than Caucasian counterparts.

A: So why was residence security called?
B: Because the black people were at 3am talking on their phones in corridors, music, general black volumes of talking etc . . .

Black Volume by aiPod January 11, 2009

Domestic Volume Index 

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton

FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.

Domestic Volume Index by TimThomas June 11, 2009

porno volume 

When you live in an apartment the volume you play porno at so your neighbors won't hear your tv.

Last night I had to set my iPad to porno volume so the hot chick in the next apartment didn't hear.

porno volume by El MATTO del MORTE December 9, 2013

wub up the volume

Said By Wubbox from my singing monsters. If you dont know what that is then you are stupid.

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wub up the volume by RWEUCJHXKDJ December 24, 2022

volume ADD 

The insistence that the volume need be changed constantly for no apparent reason other than to change the volume.

Joseph: Dude, my mom wouldn't stop changing the volume in the car.
Robert: She must be volume ADD.

volume ADD by DoesntAfraidOfAnything November 25, 2009