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Dutch volcano

Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.

Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*

*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."

"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
by bishsac January 20, 2022
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upside-down volcano

The act of deficating in an explosive manner. This is usually a diahrea dump resembling a volcanic eruption, upside-down.
I just took the worst shit ever. It was an upside-down volcano.
by ruppge December 8, 2007
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Dirty Volcano

Is when your partner takes dietary pills the night before, and she holds it in until you put your balls in her anus, and all the build up of poo and diarrhea pushes your balls out of her anus causing all of the poo and diarrhea to shoot out like a volcano.
Damn, last night we performed a dirty volcano, and its was perfect.
by dirtyorangepeel May 15, 2020
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downeast volcano

The act of urinating in a womans rectum to maximum capacity just before the woman farts and releases an eruption of urine and pleasure.
ya bud, I gave a' a downeast volcano last night.
by Jon Tallent January 6, 2008
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Doritos Alabama Volcano

The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.
"Man, Jenna gave me the best Doritos Alabama Volcano ever last night."
by VolcanicEruption July 29, 2012
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Dirty Volcano

The act of balancing yourself on your shoulders and shitting blood and feces into the air, screaming VOLCANO!
Tony - "I watched a great porno last night."
Ernest- "What was it?"
Tony- "Was normal at first then the girl ended with a huge Dirty Volcano. I fell in love."
by Chachapacha January 25, 2017
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the double volcano surprise

the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.
John gave me the double volcano surprise last night, it hurt so bad!
by lieutenantURNER October 21, 2008
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