vark

An uncicumcised penis.

Ur mom told me that BJ is a vark.

by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

vlakyrie

a person who is unable to come up with good dnd names

Vlakyrie, why did you name him Ob?
"It's short for Obnixilus!"

by OakleafGangRiseUp February 8, 2021

tard-vark

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

Vlatka

One in a million, million, million, the most beautiful, smartest, most talented, loving, caring person in the whole universe.

to be a vlatka is similar to being one of a god/goddess, unattainable to the normal person but if even being surrounded by a vlatka can make one feel better than being a normal person.

( POJK, PERFECTION, TAKEN )

wow, your almost as amazing as vlatka.
is that one of those mirages with a VL engine.
no, its one of those angel like creatures that changes peoples lives.

by jkkessell April 7, 2010

pull a Vlatka

Interior design term, to make something beautiful from something ordinary.

He pull a Vlatka on that flat, now it looks spectacular.

by sajtize March 18, 2021

Vlackenspuel

A triangular Waffle/Pancake made because you don't have a working waffle iron, or you just want the delicacy of having a waffle, so you refuse to make pancakes. These are made in triangular sandwitch makers. Chocolate chips are added in, but only if the person is highly skilled in doing so. DON'T ADD GRAVY.

Tabby and I made vlackenspuels last night because the waffle iron wasn't working, but we wouldn't settle for pancakes.

by Boscar January 3, 2010

varkoff

Is funny person but can be very disturbing at times also has a very small um.....d jk.....d

Varkoff is.....d

by its_m3_duh August 1, 2014