you are the millionth visitor

A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.

Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.

Chester: Retard >_>

by EatMyFanfiction September 7, 2011

Keyboard Visitor

Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil

Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal

by De Vos Cafe October 12, 2018

Monthly Visitor

Period. Menstruation. On the rag.

Elena was rather abrupt in her answers, because she was entertaining her monthly visitor ...

by Queixa June 19, 2012

untimely visitor

when a guy gets a really obvious boner, tries to play it off, but everyone knows anyways

The other day i saw a bunch of girls staring at me and giggling. Hey I figured it must be good. But when they started pointing at my crotch. Damn I knew it was an untimely visitor.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 19, 2004

Visitor's Dugout

A consenting, nonsexual male partner to a lesbian, for the purposes of keeping a heterosexual facade; the male equivalent of a Beard.

"Check out Alyssa's Visitor's Dugout, Dave."
"Is he the Visitor's Dugout, or is she the Beard?"
"Oh, that's deep, bruh. "

by Love Button & Webb June 16, 2017

Weekend Visitor

A person that you sleep with for a couple of days. A two or three night stand.

"Did you see my weekend visitor, man she was hot."

by Philip Schuchman October 8, 2008

r/visitorgettherocket

Visitor, get the rocket.

A subreddit where Fortnite-related cringe, terrible posts, and other stuff get posted onto. Basically r/noahgettheboat but Fortnite-related. Browze it at your own risk. What is typically found there is weird fetish porn, cringe from places like twitter, instagram, reddit, tik tok, etc, and overall a lot of Fortnite-related weirdness.

Warning: Spending more than one minute on the subreddit may cause the following; loss of will to live, obtaining a new fetish you never knew you had, changing sexualities, intense cringing, becoming a femboy, and death.

Person 1: What is your favorite subreddit?
Person 2: r/visitorgettherocket
Person 1: Oh, so you have no will to live, got it.

by peepeepoopoo78 February 26, 2021