Virtual Work Girlfriend

A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".

Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."

by Emperor Little Bits March 15, 2022

Virtual Possum

When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.

I was drivin' in my '67 Charger, doin' tha virtual possum down 8th avenue.

by Vladamir July 29, 2006

Virtual Insanity

Virtual insanity is in the song 'Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity',
The song says about how 'nothings worse than a man-made man'.

"Futures made of virtual insanity now"

by jaxisbestjackisnot May 30, 2019

Virtual Veteran

A virtual veteran is someone who has hudereds of hours dedicated in a video game and deserves the same respect and discounts as a Military veteran

"Yes ma'am I served over seas for 9 months."
"I'm a virtual veteran, no not a virgin"

Yes it was just a video game but you will respect me and give me a discount"

by EthernetCables January 15, 2022

Virtuoso

Other word for connoisseur, with a small difference.

1. Exceptional performer: A musician who shows exceptional ability, technique, or artistry.

2. Talented person: Somebody who shows exceptional technique or ability in something.

3. Connoisseur: Somebody who is knowledgeable and cultivated in appreciating the fine arts.

She's such a virtuoso.

by Jafje April 10, 2007

Virtual whore

A woman or man making money whoring around in virtual worlds such as Second Life or IMVU.

Princess Peach is making tons of money being a virtual whore in Second Life and IMVU off social misfits. Virtual whoring has been paying her bills.

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

Virtue Boner

A virtue boner is an erection that occurs as the result of reading or hearing something that could possibly be interpreted as being prejudice or offensive to an at-risk group. Unlike traditional erections that are satiated by masturbation or sexual intercourse, the virtue boner can only be satisfied by smugly declaring your moral superiority over the transgressor and then gently snapping your fingers.

When Karen heard John say the gender pay gap isn't necessarily the result of gender discrimination, Karen got a huge virtue boner and got John fired for being a sexist.

by teh_hax December 4, 2018