lord viper scorpion

"Lord Viper Scorpion" was a character from Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" performed by Tom Johnson in several episodes in the 2000 to 2001 seasons. "Lord Viper Scorpion" was the anonymous self proclaimed Internet expert or hacker that appears onscreen with his face pixelated and altered voice.

A "Lord Viper Scorpion" is a person that hides behind a laughable veneer of pretentious, posturing aggressiveness and claims knowledge or power over others but is really ineffectual and is meek in person.

Don't worry about his threats, he's a "Lord Viper Scorpion".

by lord viper scorpion April 17, 2009

viper strike

the act of kissing someone so suddenly that they are stunned and unable to react.

trust me, she's just your distant cousin. just go on and viper strike her!

by peter pancakes June 21, 2009

viper swelling

injecting class a drugs into your tongue.
whilst fingering your arse

I am really concerned about mikey. I came home from work last night and he writhing in shit and spitting blood from viper swelling

by The real cobain October 18, 2010

Viper Story

When someone is telling a story and exaggerates things to epic proportions in order to look cool

Bill: How was your date last night?
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.

by Thatguyyoureallyhate May 3, 2016

Viper Stripe

When two guys fire there muck down a girls face in a parallel sequence from forehead to chin!

Me and dave were giving her a good go and simultaneously came on the lassies coupon!!

"WOW DAVE THAT LOOKS LIKE JAKES CORSA'S VIPER STRIPES"

by FREDDIE STAR September 19, 2011

The Cosmic Viper Special

The act of sagging one’s cargo pants or someone else ripping their jeans and then trying to sue them on a school device.

I walked into school and someone gave me the cosmic viper special.

by SangMfa February 25, 2026

Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

a group of vicious killers who travel from place to place earning large sums of money to kill people. They eventually turned on one of thier own, Black Mamba, and were subsequently wiped out in a raging rampage of revenge that took Black Mamba all over the world and reunited her with her daughter.

Elle Driver AKA California Mountain Snake was a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.

by The Gooch May 11, 2004