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Violist

Violists are the people in an orchestra or other type of band that feel like they need to be a part of something, even if no one wants them there. They can’t take a hint as to when to stop talking and leave, but some are shy and compassionate, but that’s only 1%.
Guy 1: dude I wish that violist would leave already...
Guy 2:I know! I already stole his viola and put it outside seven times! He came back in every time!
by Sansy Comic June 30, 2018
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That violist felt bad sucking at the violin, so he switched to viola and suddenly became widely acclaimed.
by John P September 3, 2008
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Violist

A person in orchestra who only has one braincell
Orchestra director: HOLD IT

VIOLAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLAY QUIETER THE VIOLINS HAVE MELODY
Violists: .... UHHHHHHHH wat
by Yukine-kun January 27, 2020
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violist

Someone who picked up the viola because an older sibling or relative played the instrument or because they wanted to be different.
Either underwhelming or a super try-hard
Synonym: retard
Amanda needs to jump start her car because she left her door open all night. What a fucking violist.
by jfishy10c December 22, 2018
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vilismack

1. Perform a heinous act.
2. People will respond to the heinous act.
3. Vilify the responders to the heinous act.
Throughout history we've seen vilismack used by tyrants.

Hitler used vilismack when he killed Jews, then vilified any Germans who complained about the atrocity

More recently, Democrats engaged in vilismack when they cheated in the counting of the 2020 election ballots, then they vilified Americans who responded to the fraud.
by willowood67 August 16, 2022
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Violist

P1: Hey you know the new guy?
P2: Yeah he is a violist
P1: Oh dear god, hope he gets well soon
by SeiyaIdk August 25, 2023
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