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voluntary bum

young people, early twenties, fresh out of college, who choose willingly not to seek employment and will often live at the parental residence for a period of time ranging from 6 months to a year.

The voluntary bum partakes in virtually no social activity, ignoring calls from friends and/or extended family, dismissing invitations to social events, etc. The voluntary bums involve themselves in the simpler joys, such as, sleeping, eating, reading the books they never had the time to read, watching the movies they couldn't go to, etc. On the surface, the voluntary bum seems to act exactly like your average bum.

However, unlike regular bums, The voluntary bums are merely resting from the bullshit they had to endure while in the educational system. i.e. pretty much their whole life until now.

While seemingly lounging about with no goal in life, the voluntary bum is actually slowly mustering a plan of action, which once he/she has fully figured out, will be used to go forth in adult life, serene.
A: hey man have you seen D around? he's been MIA for the past couple months.
B: Oh yeah, I heard he had become a voluntary bum. He'll probably come out of his retreat in a few months.
C: darn, D is a cool frood with a plan. I wish I had voluntarily bummed after college.
by uselessponko November 25, 2007
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violently masturbating

Niall Horan from One Direction was caught violently masturbating in Tokyo.
"Of all the boy band members I can't believe Niall was the one caught violently masturbating."
by 1directionfellow January 23, 2013
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Urban dictionary voluntary editors

A BUNCH OF FUCKHEADS!!!!!!!!!
Urban dictionary voluntary editors are a bunch of fuckheads that didn't accept my other definition.
by James1221 December 13, 2017
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voluntaryism

A person who rejects the myth of authority. Some who who knows that all interactions between human beings should be voluntary without coercion of the state.

2. An anarchist
I was walking down the street talking peacefully with my friend when a pig tried to harass us. I said, "Fuck the establishment" and continued my voluntaryism
by AnCapBrandon August 23, 2015
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violently high

When one is so high that it becomes a pressing matter.
by Ukufa June 24, 2016
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violently

Often used to describe something intense, meaning in a violent way maybe involving some shaking/twitching.
Person 1: "Wow, look at that guy he violently wet his pants..."
Person 2: "Gross my eyes are burning!"
by Angry Salamander October 23, 2005
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voluntary tourettes

Voluntary Tourettes is a disease that causes people to say outlandish, intrusive, offensive, or overly Freudian comments; even though they know better and could easily restrain themselves. It can inflict any age, sex, or race. However, it has long been recognized to be more prevalent in mother-in-laws. Symptoms can be mimicked or compounded by alcohol.
Sorry babe, its her voluntary tourettes
by Thechevan July 20, 2011
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