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Someone who believes that the virtual experience is better than the physical one.
For example someone who wants to have the conversation on video call even though everyone is so accessibly close to each other or someone who loves virtual reality over actual reality. In short, a vimp is a simp for the virtual experience.
For example someone who wants to have the conversation on video call even though everyone is so accessibly close to each other or someone who loves virtual reality over actual reality. In short, a vimp is a simp for the virtual experience.
"Man, I want to date online but I don't want to actually meet her I like the convenience of video calling and I want to keep the sexual experience online."
"Ugh, stop being a vimp!"
"We are already in the metaverse I put on my virtual headset and talked to my next-door neighbor it was the best conversation I ever had."
"You have too much vimp energy to be normal."
From now on the boss won't attend work she decided that being a vimp is cool and the future of work.
"Ugh, stop being a vimp!"
"We are already in the metaverse I put on my virtual headset and talked to my next-door neighbor it was the best conversation I ever had."
"You have too much vimp energy to be normal."
From now on the boss won't attend work she decided that being a vimp is cool and the future of work.
vimp by garrytovosia August 26, 2022
Vimphilia
Vimphilia (noun): sexual interest in the activity of programmers. Vimphiliacs often report sexual arousal when someone mentions a ‘Rails stack’ or a ‘pull request’, and seeking out partners who are fluent in languages such as php, Javascript and Ruby.
Vim = That sexy black-box program used by lots of people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for something that causes my heart to beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the words ‘please please please let me lick him all over.’
Vim = That sexy black-box program used by lots of people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for something that causes my heart to beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the words ‘please please please let me lick him all over.’
GirlOnTheNet is into Vimphilia.
vimpact
Slang for "visual impact". Vimpact describes the perceived amount of completed work on a given project, as opposed to the actual amount of work that has been accomplished. i.e. Painting a house has a large amount of vimpact, whereas redoing the electric and plumbing systems has none. It can be important to space out higher vimpact portions of a job to appear hard-working.
Changing the fucking background color of my website had more vimpact than rewriting the entire CMS from scratch. I don't know why I even bothered...
Vimper
That one kid is such a vimper.
Cheeky Vimpto
A tasty Alcoholic Beverage:
best served cold, in pint pot
1/5th - Port
4/5th - Blue WKD
this should taste like vimpto, yummy
best served cold, in pint pot
1/5th - Port
4/5th - Blue WKD
this should taste like vimpto, yummy
Cheeky Vimpto by RocketDan September 5, 2004