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Village School

Village School: Great Neck officials notoriously put at-risk students when they can't handle them in the big schools. Great Neck is a high-achieving school district and cannot afford to have at-risk students ruin their image.

The school enrolls about 50 students.

The Village School is a dumping ground. Say no to these corrupt school officials. They need to learn to solve their own problems instead of dumping these at-risk students at VS. It's expensive to provide small classes. Full inclusion is the solution.
Village School by Dahliarose February 5, 2010
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East Village special 

A drink combo of unbelievable value, usually comprising a beer and a shot for as low as $5, that can be commonly found in New York City's East Village neighborhood.

Popular combos include a PBR, either a can or a draft, and a shot of whiskey, though some bars let the customer choose the type of beer and shot. Perhaps the most unique combo discovered to date is a 24 oz. can of Labatt with a shot of Jack Daniels for $6.

East Village specials are commonly purchased in order to get completely wasted in New York City without paying $10 for one miserable beer.
I don't want to go to Midtown. It blows because it is expensive and everyone is an asshole. Why don't we just get some East Village specials?

Brooklyn is so far away. Let's get hammered on some East Village specials instead.

Dude, I just spent $300 on a flight to visit my girlfriend and she fucking dumped me. I'm going to need some East Village specials when I get back to the city.
East Village special by Chern E October 28, 2009

village school

A very entertaining and just all around awsome alternative in Great Neck NY. The school was originaly filled to the brim with pot heads and other socialy unaccepted high school kids.

In recent years (The) Village School has slowle morphed from a school for troubled students to a school with kids who don't fit in with Great Necks norm of the japy life style. Although Village School Students are still looked down to as weird and pot headesq many Village School student know there superiority over most (very few excluded) kids who attend Great Neck North High which is the "normal" (meaning non-alternative)district high school of the surounding area.

The school has a strict limit of 50 students. The 50 students have seperated into 3 mojor cliques wich are

1.The Jocks: Although these people have the capability to be even slightly human like they choose not to. They all gather in the commons durring lunch with 1 or 2 girls who just like the attention. These guys sit there and talk about the most retarded things and gossip like little teenage girls. Not all the people in this clique are jocks. Some are just random guy whos don't fit in any other clique so they prefer to be among the lower life forms.

2.Drama Kids: This seems to be the superior clique within this school. Even though it is smaller than the last clique it still retains the most power in general. All of the problems which eventualy sweep the school durive here and at any given moment you can find atleast 1 of these kids at either the Great Neck North auditorium or at Levels. These kids seem to have the most promising futures and will eventualy take over the world. Both Niki Blonsky (star of the upcoming 2007 movie hairspray) and Ilan Hall (Winner of 2007s Top Cheff 2) originated in this clique in this school.

3.Computer Kids: Everyone else hangs out in the computer room. The kids in here are usualy too awkward to be part of any other clique in the school or are currently pending admition into the drama kids clique. These guys tend to be quiet and loners untill accumulated into this room.

All and all the students of The Village School tend to be troubled in one way or another but have extreme inteligence that would make one like myself feel below average but are for the most part emotionably unstable.

other stuff about the school

-made up of 2 building with only 6 classrooms and the rest are just hang out spots
-staff made up of 6 teachers and Rocco (highly loved janitor)
-limit of 50 students
-many emotionaly immature or too mature for there own good
-oh yah theres a Village School Mating Call or the VSMC for short but thats top secret and can only be heard on rare occations in public. like full moons for example
The Village School is all like YAYYY!! and north is all like *YAWN!*
village school by ned bot December 14, 2008

University Village Salisbury 

The apartment complex located in Salisbury, Md created for housing the students that attend Salisbury University. While rather decent, it can hold about 60 students on any given night. "Guard dog" routinely visits to have a beer and say keep the noise down. Safer than the zoo yet its better just to pre-game at UV
Freshman: Dude, we gotta go chill at uv tonight, your place again?!

Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.

Freshman: I invited 50 people.

Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!

Village Slag 

A Man/Women That Sleeps/Has Sex With Everyone in Their Village
Look Over There it's Chad! The village Slag
Village Slag by Ragnar Peterson December 23, 2023

Middle Village Special

A Middle Village Special is when you're from place A and you act a fool in place B. Meaning if you get caught, there are little to no repercussions for your actions, since no one knows you. Not to be confused with the Astoria Scuff, where you are from place A and you act a fool in place B, but the accusers with infinite time on their hands decide its your time.
Middle Village is simultaneously the most local and non-local place in New York City, and the only people from there are rich. If you aren't rich, you can always pull a Middle Village Special.
Your buddy: "I was pissing on a tree drunk the other night and passed out in the middle of the street."

You: "How the fuck weren't you caught?"
Your buddy: "I did get caught, but it was a Middle Village Special, so there was nothing they could do about it."