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video hofessional

1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. Gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes
"Damn girl you know I am a video hofessional now, so I can afford Hennesy and Alize!"
by Rae Rae March 22, 2005
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vide-ho

"...So I'm lookin' at rock videos.
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes..."

Sir Mix-a-lot, "Baby Got Back"
by Wigga Wannabee May 1, 2005
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vide-ho rejection

When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.
Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."

Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
by westfalia January 20, 2010
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Video Hostage

when someone( specifically friends, family, coworkers) forces you to watch painfully unfunny or uninteresting videos .
A person who is forced to watch videos that either bore them to death or causes them to weep internally for how unfunny they are .

When someone is asked to watch a video that they know will be a waste of the next few minutes of their lives but they watch it anyway because they at least half-like the person.
My brother sat across me from me looking at something on his phone. He laughed boisterously. I jumped up and ran out of the room before I became his video hostage and was forced to watch people fall or get their balls smashed in.
by Beelzebubles February 28, 2015
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iPod video hooker

A stupid name from teenagers that means a whore who likes to download videos for nothing and to show off videos after wasting money on iTunes
Person1:Hey, since Borat came out, I am gonna put it in my iPod video and watch it.
Person2:iPod video hooker!
by Killa Bone March 20, 2007
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video hoe

to be a hoe in numerous colored people's videos...
damn hoe you was in 2 pacs and biggies video... YOU'S A VIDEO HOE!
by Clintin November 21, 2006
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video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.
Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."
by Slamberelli July 28, 2017
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