Vitaphilia

Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh

- Noun

The erotic attraction to living beings. The opposite of necrophilia.

Many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso.

Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude! I'd totally bang that chick!
Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!

Ex. 2

Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!}
Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!}
Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.}

by O Tired One March 29, 2009

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Vicas

A huge kid usually around 6-7 feet tall a tank for a Indian, gets all the women and loves to party. If you ever meet one your a lucky fella'. Also has a deep loving side and a charm personality.

Jake: "Dude Vicas is the shit."

Ryan: "Yeah man his parties are the shit"

by rustysquirrel December 16, 2011

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Vicariosexual

When you aren't getting laid so you live vicariously through your friends' sex lives

Everyone thought Arron was getting laid all the time, but turns out he's a total Vicariosexual

by KC word girl September 1, 2020

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Vicoprofen

Vicoprofen is related to Vicodin but a little stronger and less harmful.
A standard vicodin is 5/500 which means 5 mg. hydrocodone and 500 mg acetaminophen. So it's a low dose of narcotic pain reliever and a lot of Tylenol which is very bad for your liver.
Vicoprofen is 7.5 mg hydrocodone (narcotic pain killer) and 200 mg. ibuprofen (nowhere as bad for you as acetaminophen).
DO NOT take a bunch of these at once. ONE will make you extremely warm, fuzzy, worry-free, and happy. You will probably feel nauseous about 10 min after you take it, then over the next 10 or 20 min the nausea will fade away and you will feel waves of warmth and euphoria washing over you. If you take too much hydrocodone (vicodin, vicoprofen, norco, lortab, lorcet, etc) you will just feel drugged and tired, without much of a euphoria or high.
Do not crush up and snort these painkillers as you can get a rush that just lasts a short time but can cause your breathing and heart to slow down so much you could possibly die. Instead take them with food and water and enjoy the 2 to 4 hour slow easy smooth warm happy buzz.

A lot of people are confused about oxycodone and hydrocodone.

Oxycodone is in Percocet, Percodan, Oxycontin. It is stronger than hydrocodone.

Hydrocodone is in Vicodin, Vicoprofen, Norco, Lortab, Lorcet, etc. It is not as strong as oxycodone but still a potent painkiller.

Don't take too many vicodins, there's a ton of acetaminophen in them that can damage your liver. Vicoprofen is not as harmful.

by NYman77 April 29, 2011

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