White Vesuvius

When you are wanking on your back, you blow the load and it drips down your dick onto your balls and pubes. Like when Mt. Vesuvius erupted and destroyed Pompeii and Herculaneum

Dude, i got bored last night so I starting to rub one out. I blew a white vesuvius! My balls were like pompeii and herculaneum.

by Good Sir Anonymous II December 6, 2011

Mouth Vesuvius

When you throw scalding coffee on someone's bare ass and immediately try to lick it off

John: Did you hear what Gregg did to Mandy after work last night?

Cheri: What pray tell?

John: The ol' Mouth Vesuvius. But he buried his face so fast and deep that he had to go to the E.R. 3rd degree burns - may be permanently scarred!

Cheri: How dreadful. Say no more.

by Un Garcon et son Cherry October 21, 2012

Mt Vesuvius

When you wait until you're about to cum then squirt Nando's Extra Hot Peri Peri Sauce down into your Urethra, then ejaculate.

My mate gave himself a Mt Vesuvius the other week. His penis hurt for days.

by Bubblefuck October 6, 2022

vesuvius

Large zit looks like it could erupt or explode any second. The near thought of being around one of these are scary.

Holy shit dude you got a Vesuvius on your face its gonna blow stay away!

by QC hawkfan April 27, 2015

Vesuvius

The Volcano Vaporizer aka "The Vessel"

Yo go get the vessel so we can erupt vesuvius right now hoe bagga!

by Nugga B September 15, 2008

Vesuvius Fishodor Show

A sex show where someone diarrheas into someone elses butt-hole a foul fish-smelling log, and then they poop it back into their butt-hole, with the same soggy log. Forever.

When Joe couldn't pay rent, he talked Ben into doing a Vesuvius Fishodor Show as payment to his landlord.

by the firm handshake September 10, 2016

Mount Vesuvius

When you shotgun a red bull or monster energy drink during the act of masterbation

The last time I was yachakin' I tried a Mount Vesuvius

by Ballsdeep07 May 2, 2018