jewish vending machine

1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.

2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.

1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!

by choke artist February 7, 2010

california vending machine

Ramming a girl in the ass while drinking a Coke. Right before he finishes the coke, blows the load in the can, mixes it up, pores it in her ass and sucks it back out. The exchanges the liquid into her mouth as she swallows it.

Austin was so excited to tell his friends that he did the California Vending Machine with his girlfriend Shelby

by Zockthecock September 23, 2013

vreading

Short for "virtual reading." Interacting with a text in any form, whether it's reading a printed book, reading an e-book, listening to an audiobook, touching a braille book, having it zapped into your brain with electrodes... whatever gets the information into your brain. Designed to end those endless, tedious arguments about whether listening to audiobooks is really "reading." The VR is pronounced like "vroom."

What are you listening to?
I'm vreading an audiobook.
<scoff> That's not reading!
Whatever. It's VREADING.

by I'm Cute August 10, 2015

std vending machine

someone that has so many STD's that they are able to hand them out as freely as a vending machine dispenses tasty snacks

diana has slept with so many guys that now shes just a STD vending machine... i wouldn't touch her unless i wanted a case of the spotted dick

by b pham September 16, 2008

robbing the vending machine

The act of reaching your hand under a woman’s enormous hanging gut and over her pants to get to her vagina. To finger bang her

robbing the vending machine was his only way to get to her snatch

by Bmg3 November 6, 2017

Shaking the vending machine

Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.

When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".

by km22 May 18, 2011

Verning

The act of committing to plans made with other individuals and then proceeding to bail on said plans without a reasonable excuse.

Friend 1: hey guys where's Johnny, he's supposed to be here by now?

Friend 2: oh you know him, he's probably verning again

by yyc28 November 18, 2014