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Venti Simp

A favouritism towards the Genshin Impact character "Venti" also known as "Barbatos" and "Windborne bard" being a Venti simp means you love him with all your heart and will not hesitate to ask to be his husband/wife on spot if he were real. And of you are a Venti simp there is a 90% chance you scream his name/freak out everytime he appears in the story
"I am a Venti Simp" "This person is a Venti Simp"
by SugarMaple616 July 25, 2021
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venusisslaying

Venusisslaying is slaying. Ur mom.
Careful, he might pull a venusisslaying“
by Venusisslaying September 30, 2021
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venetian blonde

Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.
They loved her distinctive hair shade, Venetian blonde, midway between blonde and auburn.
by fashion-pansy November 2, 2013
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Venusian

Venusian's are entities born on the planet of Venus. They are known to be happy , joyous and have very pleasant personalities. They are a balanced generous people as well as fun loving and optimists naturally. A Venusian sees life as a gift and feel they have much to explore and enjoy in its brightness. Because of this their men marry early in life generally and make devote husbands threw life to all their family and apparently large amounts of pets . All if not most Venusian's are by human standards beautiful the men tall handsome and even though not always muscular always appear large in arms or chest area. The women seen as beauties as well with near perfect skin, Hair that is silky and strong with great figures. A good tell for Venusian's like most creatures is their eyes. A Venusian's eyes are large and round or almond shaped expressive eyes that reveal their tender nature , many having long eyelashes. A certain owner of a new founded electric car company is said to be Venusian. Though it should be noted this is not 100% confirmed as of yet. A Venusian speaks amtorian, Amtor of course being there planet to us known as Venus. Venusian's due to personality and outlook tend to be very successful in theory most Venusian's would dominate the current earth workforce. This is simply because most earth inhabitants are unhappy undisciplined and under developed.
Damn this new hyperloop formula is messing me up boss ! Ted give it to the Venusian he will have the math done before lunch.
by TanAiJanjong September 26, 2018
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venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.
by anonymous May 4, 2004
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Venetian Step Dance

When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body
"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"
by DaveFrancosBoner September 19, 2013
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Venusian Aikido

Sometimes known as Venusian Karate.
The (fictional) Martial Art practiced by the third Doctor (portrayed by John Pertwee).
The martial art itself involves pure pwnage that can be applied to any situation. It is likely based around real world Aikido along with some Karate bits thrown in for good measure.
If you've ever watched the third Doctor unleash his martial arts skills and thought "OMFG! That was AWESOME!", the art is called Venusian Aikido.
The third Doctor was a prominent user of Venusian Aikido.
by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009
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