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Vehicular Racism

A little known fact about how the White Car is scientifically Faster than the Black Car.

Basically the Black Car is absorbing the sunlight adding a very very miniscule amount of weight slowing down the car by 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH while the White Car is Reflecting the sunlight making it 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH faster!
Jim Crow: "My White Mustang is Faster than your Black Mustang!"
Tyrone Tyson: "Not with your goofy ahh 500 Lb bitch self in it!"
Jim Crow: "That's it, I'm coming back in my 1968 Ford F150 full of ghosts, you're a dead man!"
Tyrone Tyson: "You and your buddies in the big sheets will choke on a High-Explosive Anti-Tank Fin Stabilized Warhead!"
Jim Crow: "My Vehicular Racism shall protect me!"
Tyrone Tyson: "We shall see..."
by WarFrog___935 April 21, 2023
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Vehicular Boxslaughter

When a respectful decent place is just too far away, or if the girl is not respectful or decent enough to take back to said place, she is then taken to the backseat(or front seat) where your johnson goes on a single unit Shock and Awe mission on the uterine walls.
So we were at MadMex right, and this Ho-bot wanted to fuck me so badly, again. Rough part is..she's my roommate's ex girlfriend of 3 years. It has nothing to do with my conscience it's just that her place is all the way back in south halls. She starts giving me a footjob under the table outside, and I couldnt take it any longer. I shielded her down calder way, stole the keys (again) to Rich Aveni's (aka poohatch aka asshole)van and threw her in the back. Needless to say it was a textbook vehicular boxslaughtering. She was at Ritenour the next morning for reconstructive surgery.
by Stephen 234 June 20, 2008
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Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.
I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.
by roaritsme January 4, 2012
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Vehicular Dutch Oven

When the driver pushes the window lock button before farting thereby fumigating the entire car.
Mike ate three 7-11 hot dogs then performed a vehicular dutch oven. We almost hurled.
by nyteacher February 22, 2011
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Vehicular Rape

Forcing your vehicle into a lane that is already occupied by another vehicle.
Mike -“We have to exit in 200 meters!”
Adam - “I can’t there is a car there.”
Mike - “Vehicular rape them!”
by Tickleme November 14, 2020
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Mass vehicular genocide

When someone pulls up in a van outside of an unfortunate gathering and proceeds to let rip on their M60 until nothing moves while running down any survivors with the bonnet.
That wedding was so boring i could have committed mass vehicular genocide.
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Premature Ventricular Contraction

when your heart skips a beat.

may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
Babe, you make me have premature ventricular contractions. <3
by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011
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