Vasco

Is sexy and kind , sometimes shows off
"wow he must be a Vasco"
" Yeah because he is sexy'
by iT"s WeDnesDAy My dUDes October 20, 2017
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Vasco

Vasco is a person who is handsome,funny,kind,smart and in general a good person. Vasco is special there is no one like him so treasure him, people get jealous of him because he's so great.
Guy 1: yo, OMG is that Vasco?!?!
Guy 2: yeah it is he's pretty awesome and cool
Guy 1: obviously Vasco is the best person in the world idiot
by Whoknowshehe September 06, 2021
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Vasco

It is an age-old noun first used when televison was invented, to describe someone whose life resembles a soap opera. These people find hardship and adventure in the most simplest of tasks and are a constant source of both joy and wonder to their work colleagues on a monday morning when the weekend "debacle" is revealed.

Charachters appearing in episodes of Vasco's soap operas may well include, but are not confined to, a brother-in-law squaddie who turns up unannounced at your door and stays for the next six months whilst making full use of the facilities and an overpriced, over rated camper van that is a money pit.

Vasco's often enjoy the company of animals which, again, provide the source of many new story lines and anecdotes.
A: How was your long anticipated first date with that hot chick from accounts?

B: Oh man, I had a Vasco!!
by Brentwood Jarrett November 07, 2008
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VaScO

The Tallest's bitch on Counter-Strike

He totally sucks at CS:S he learnt everything he knows from The Tallest

Hes a pretty cool guy
TMP The Tallest killed VaScO with a tmp
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Joao Vasco

He is probably the owner of the biggest dick in the world. Such a cool guy that can easily eat any girl he wants.
Has a lot os muscles and, is the opposite of simp.
Cant compare Joao Vasco to any existing name or adjective, more than all, WONDERFULL
I am a super hot girl, and Joao Vasco has just had sex with me.
by Carlos da Maia October 25, 2020
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Vasco joke

"That was a total Vasco joke"
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Vasco Ignus

1) Term used to describe in detail any given point in time during which your mind is completely and totally lost and replaced with a pile of goose shit.
2) Nick Maynard.
3) Professional title that will get you fired and probably raped by coworkers.
4) An insult describing the fact that you have goose shit
1) You stupid Vasco Ignus!
2) Vasco Ignus is ghey!
3) Your mind just totally went Vasco Ignus... you fucktard.
by RC_rep October 07, 2004
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