vargos

the white mexican gang in GTA San Andreas. The enemy of the grove street families. Referring to a whites/mexicans in a gang that wants it all.

yo, homie! Them Vargos playas'just popped that black nigga for a slice of them drugs!

by Benbot87 August 18, 2006

Vargo

To unintentionally cock block yourself via words, actions, or plain stupidity. You not only impede your sexual desires, but most likely block the cocks of anyone in the vicinity, especially those in your group of friends.

"Dude, Paul was doing great work with that chick until he showed her his best impersonation of Gary Coleman and Vargo'd himself for the rest of the night."

"Man, if Paul Vargo's me one more time in front of a group of girls, I may have to beat his ass."

by The Dizzy D June 15, 2009

Rohen Vargo

The smartest and most perfect person in the world. Not only does he have all perfect grades, but he feels the need to tell everyone them because he is so great. He is kind to no extent and will always be nice to you.

Rohen Vargo aced the test and when his friend failed he said that was a good score.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Vagoven

A hot, soft, cave-like tight crevice. The magical properties of the Vagoven will make a flaccid limb firm.

I need to warm my penis up. Can I put it in your vagoven?

by AshBash31 February 21, 2010

Vargoski

Lying about the length of something. Ie. Length of a penis or unit of measurement.

I totally pulled a Vargoski and lied about my peckers length being 14 inches. Little did she know it is only two.

by Molecule_splitter October 9, 2016

valgov

A futruas, mecca joke who logs over 10 hours per day on any video game system.

Look at that stupid valgov over there.

by mike mckirgan November 18, 2003

Vargo

The fake name you give to the police when you've been arrested too many times.

The Officer arrested Ms. Vargo for stealing Jeans, knowing she looked familiar.

by TheAntiTrollkin July 30, 2018