dankerchief

A handkerchief made out of very potent marijuana. Also can be used to describe a handkerchief with a "far-out" design.

Shit. I need to blow my nose, but I don't want to get snot on my dinosaur Jedi knights fighting robot pterodactyls from their unicorn steeds.

Dude. That is a bad-ass dankerchief.

by azngeek714 April 20, 2010

Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.

Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.

by fubsish September 13, 2009

Wankerchief

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.

"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"

by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006

Cambodian Hankerchief

When the booty-butter leaks out of a small Cambodian boys fat-cack and the pattern that the butter makes resembles a designer scarf most likely made by niggers.

Did you see that kids Cambodian Hankerchief? It was the biggest I have ever seen.

by fat cack April 4, 2013

swedish hankerchief

A sexual act in which the the 'receiver' has their mouth filled with tissue paper/toilet roll and the 'giver' proceed to have anal sex with them.
This culminates in using the stuffed tissue paper to wipe ones-self with.

"I would so give her a Swedish Hankerchief"

by La Magrá May 29, 2007

Wankerchief

A handkerchief carried around with the express purpose of mopping up semen of impromptu masturbation. Can also be shortened to wanky (hanky).

Mum: You should get a handkerchief for your suits breast pocket, you'd look very dapper.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.

by hotblack desiato April 15, 2014

Wankerchief

British: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your spunk after wanking off.

American: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your Load after jacking off.

A-Aron used my Wankerchief to wipe his face off when I finished.

by Wankerchief November 6, 2017