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vaginitus

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
by John T. Black September 8, 2005
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Bonfire of the Vanities

An old tradition of burning of any objects that are regarded as sinful or immoral, as if a bonfire fueled by the condemned objects would erase the social problems associated with them.
The most infamous of such bonfires took place on February 7, 1497. The extremist Catholic priest Girolamo Savonarola organized a great public burning in Florence, a burning of what he saw as the frivolities of the Medici reign, and in particular that of Lorenzo de' Medici, whom Savonarola blamed for decadence and immorality (which the zealous priest defined as any art that did not portray Jesus or anything Biblical; nudity and paganism in contemporary art irked his one-track mindset).
While prostitutes were beaten and gay men were burned alive on his orders, Savonarola's campaign centered on the burning of books, paintings, sculptures, cosmetics, wigs, fancy clothing, mirrors, jewelry, masks, playing cards, scripts of secular songs, musical instruments, anything that Savonarola deemed extravagant.

A "bonfire of the vanities" can be as a metaphor to refer to the censorship or ban on "controversial" materials.
The Bonfire of the Vanities was the result of a moral panic provoked by an extremist monk who was horrified by the nudity and pagan/secular images that were appearing in art as well as the perceived extravagance of the Medici, the family who ruled Florence and who was leading this artistic Renaissance and who Savonarola blamed for the economic and social problems that were beginning to plague the city. Any art or literature that he deemed "immoral" had to go.

Eventually, Savonarola's campaign turned against him and he was executed, but his example of censorship is one to be remembered as that matter is discussed.
by Lorelili August 1, 2011
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vannity

TO be so freaking pretty & lots of people love her and she makes alot of peoples laugh sksksksk oh and she likes to use these type of emojis (:)), ;) ,;(,:/) like she is always caring about other peoples oh and she laughs waay to much sksksksk. Everyone trying to be her
"OMG VANNITY IS JUST THE FREAKING BEST I CANT LIKE I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HER "
by Vannity :)) December 12, 2018
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Vaginific

Used to describe something bold, strong and of hard matter consistency.
It's a vaginific move on his end. It took guts!
by Hachipegasus April 2, 2020
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vanitize

The act of abbreviating or sometimes lengthening a word, phrase, name or idea for use on a vehicle license (vanity) plate in order to fit the message into the space allowed (usually 7-8 characters) or because the correct spelling is already taken by another license plate owner.
"Hey, I got my Mississippi Native vanity plate the other day!"

"How did you vanitize that for the plate?"

"It's MSNATV"
by shawnblog July 6, 2009
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Weather Vaning

Weather vaning is when a ship/boat/wings of a windmill/aircraft is allowed to spin in the direction of wind freely. Its basically allowed so that no damage/breakage to the equipement/machinery happens due to the force of the moving wind.
Under a heavy weather storm the drillship weathervanes. Weather Vaning
by Ethanhunt December 17, 2011
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Vanina

Rare Argentinian name for a woman. Not to be confused with Vagina Vaninas are generally cool, relaxed, friendly, and outgoing. They also look good and are actually very attractive to the male population who love exotic beauties.
(a)Wow man that girl is so fine!!! whats her name?
(b)Vanina
by guishermo April 11, 2010
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