Valpak aggression

A passive aggressive gesture after receiving a Valpak in the mail, the aggressor deliver coupons that are relevant to a situation in which a roommate/family member/girlfriend has caused damage to property; a situation that is funny that pertains to an inside joke.

"Ever since I spilled salsa on Sally she won't stop giving me coupons for dry cleaning. I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS VALPAK AGGRESSION!"

by DAT BOI JEFF October 12, 2016

varakis

The utter and undeniable definition of the following:

Life sucks, and then you die.

(for further reference, see: "World of Serzahnk" by James C. Woodall.)

e.g. "You're such a Varakis."

by The Firgof April 5, 2005

Valak

The name of the Main Antagonist featured in The Conjuring 2, And The Nun.

Girl: Has anyone seen the conjuring 2?

Girl 2: Yeah, Valak was extremely petrifying. *shivers*

by whatwouldgaypeoplesay January 7, 2023

valak

A term where calling a friend or stranger a retarded person, could also be used to say others dumb, stupid and useless, can also be used to call out or shout out for a only a really good friend or to challenge them.

-That guy who smokes weed is a valak.

-It's just a math question, why can't you do it stupid valak.

-My valak has a new video, please go and give it a like.

-Valak, you wanna go bro?

by Void_Presence June 14, 2017

valrad

A person who does not fully comprehend the greatness of milk or the creamy taste that goes with it.

Mainly used in Co.Louth, Ireland

Man 1: "I handed your man a glass of milk and he didn't feckin' touch it!!"
Man 2: "I know, he's such a valrad."

by avonmizzle September 29, 2014

Valdaka

people

Valdaka

by valdaka August 6, 2020

valdakilla

valdakilla is an extremely sexy cool girl that has a fat ass she’s so cool that it kills people, watch out because you might fall in love with her.

everyone loves valdakilla

“wow she’s so cool and sexy”
“look over there it’s valdakilla she’s so hot”

by uhnot555 January 3, 2021