Nerd Valhalla

A mythological place where nerds can LAN all day without growing tired. There is never a shortage of Bawls in Nerd Valhalla.

Much like the Valhalla of Norse Mythology where warriors could battle forever without tire.

When I die I want to go to Nerd Valhalla so that I can LAN and burn and pillage for eternity.

by PeaTearGriffin February 26, 2006

For-Valhalla

For Valhalla is when you are having sexual intercourse with a girl (or a guy) and you want to step up your kinky side and grab a knife and stab your self in the chest while screaming out for Valhalla whilst viscously fucking them until you either cum of bleed out and if you cum you may survive if not you will be remembered in Valhalla and the great sexual king.

"baby I want to step this up I think I'm gonna perform For-Valhalla tonight to show my love for you and my manliness

by Lord of the sharks 754 October 22, 2019

valhalla high school

A school of kids who are either stoners or fuck boys. 65% of the people that guy hear get baked on a daily basis. 20% of the people are douchebags that play sports, thinking they are good they act like they rule the school. The final 15% are boaters, these people think they are cool because they smoke hookah at the age of 14. Also they say they hate America even though they live here and they get welfare. Even though Valhalla is such a shitty school it is still the best in the Grocemont School District

I got into a fight with a boater at Valhalla High School

by Benjamin Andre March 22, 2016

The Valhalla

Sex position , one heats up a curling iron with hot hands or hot water , and then a glass dildo in ice , rotate the tools in a persons anus going hot to cold then cold to hot , fire and ice in your ass

John did the Valhalla for the first time last night, and his Asshole will never be the same

by EatDeezCheeseNutts April 27, 2021

Valhalla

The BEST runepure/main clan in runescape, they claim to be a runepure/tank clan but half of their tanks are melee based. Valhalla is full of nerds like shadow kool1 and they fail at life. This clan was founded by an ugly asian nerd named elvin, he also fails at life.

Dude i heard VH suck balls! Valhalla Noobs!

by shadowkool1 March 19, 2008

Valhalla

A tatto studio in Lublin, Poland IT is known for having a big prices of tattos but a good quality.

I have been to Valhalla. But its was to expensive. Decided to make PI tatoo in Green Hornet tatto studio.

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023

Valhella

The Northern Californian idea of heaven.

After smoking too much weed, Jerry thought he was going to die; however, his buddy Jeff reassured him that if he did, they would certainly meet again in Valhella.

by Raul Menendez July 10, 2014