Vagina Drug

Noun. A controlled substance that is hidden from the cops, family, friends, etc. in the vaginal area.

Person 1:The cops are coming! Hide the drugs!
Person 2:Already taken care of.
Person 1:Where are they?
Person 2:In my vagina.
Person 1:Really, Vagina Drugs?!

EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1:This weed tastes atrocious!
Girl 2:...Sorry, that was hidden from the police in my vagina.
Girl 2:Ugh, sick! I always told Eleanor not to smoke those Vagina Drugs!

by PeterCottontail May 25, 2010

Vagina Dough

Fat lady vagina. Also known as FUPA, Gunt or Camel Toe.

It looks like some fresh rising dough that you left sit in a bowl all day covered in Saran Wrap and it’s spilling out of the sides

The lady in the motorized scooter driving around the grocery store has alot of Vagina Dough. It's overflowing so bad it's hitting her kankles as she sits in her chair.

by SassyJax01 January 11, 2013

Playing Vagina DJ

when a female plays with herself fiercely to the point it look like shes on turntables.

Me: I walked in on your girlfriend playing vagina dj man

Denzel: cool story bro....

by eEpidemic January 1, 2012

Vagina Drive By's

A female that man can go to at anytime during the day or night to smash on and leave and have no attachments just like a drive thru, you can have it your way.

Homie #1: Yo Homie, I got down on three Vagina Drive by's today.
Homie #2: Damn homie with all those Vagina Drive By'syou really get yourself check out right away

by Crazy Mama, White Widow February 23, 2010

kevin vagina day

Kevin vagina day is a day where we can all celebrate the existence of kevin vagina himself. He gives glory to all the vaginaless with the power of his great one vagina. The stanky fishy will spread throughout the whole world to spread his cheer. But beware, if you do not celebrate kevin vagina day he will come into your room when you sleep and slap you with his vagina.

kevin vagina: I have come to bless you with my great big hairy vagina.
Everyone: All hail the great kevin vagina day

by joaks January 25, 2020

Vagina Dryer

An unattractive man who makes the vagina dryer than the Sahara desert.

Girl 1: Colby Armstrong is unfortunate looking.
Girl 2: He's a total vagina dryer.

by Captain Karma February 4, 2010

vagina decliner

homosexual male.
male equivelant of todger dodger.

i always thought he was a bit of a vagina decliner.

by ali barber September 25, 2003