valeria

a bitch that can't spell. she put the as in christmas. jk she as flat as my heartbeat. her husband is bruno mars and she has over reactive nerves. she hates the weather and is almost as closeted as a penguin.hoe hoe hoe. merry f-in quanza. no, she ain't beautiful, and no she ain't special. she looks like she's the before in a hamburger helper commercial. she looks like a little german boy. the only commitment she has is for ramen. and her face kind of resembles harry potter. for appearance refer to #dora #potato #vacuumcleaner #toe #cumdumster #grudge

valeria is such a hoe. look at her eating that ramen.

by brendon_urie June 19, 2017

Valeria

Valeria is someone who you should NEVER take for granted. She is this amazing light that when you close to her and she turns ob she will light up your world and when she does never let that light go out or you will regret it she is so kind and funny but can be shy at first but she is willing to stay with you as long as possoble as long as your a true friend and will defend her but if you cross her watch out her bestfriend will be there in a second to rip you to shreds. Valeria is the funniest person you will ever meet but someone you can cry with at 3 am and will make you smile with her i guess what im saying is she is beautiful and amazing inside out with a heart of diamond (shes also a great person to play roblox with;) )

Girl: I wanna be friends with her but people say shes mean
Valeria friend: Shoot your shot you will be lucky to have her

Mean girl: Ewww is that vale (she starts spreading rumors
Valerias bsf: BITCH WTF U JUST SAID ABOUT HER I FILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF !!!!

by Valesbsf<3 September 7, 2019

Valeria

Go get yourself one, you won’t regret it.

Valeria(me): I’m hungry

by grapelotion March 26, 2019

Valeria

She is very cute and always good looking she is just the most perfect and she will always stand up for her friends and she will take any risks for her friends

Valeria a cute person and loving

by Sup k0Ol kiD November 7, 2019

Valeria

A very awesome girl, very charismatic, is very beautiful and a savage. She doesn't care about anyone's opinion

I wish Valeria was in my life

by young thug 22 August 10, 2014

Valeria

Valeria is a amazing girl don’t ever lose her . The best ones have beautiful straight brown hair and beautiful brown eyes sometimes are a bit rude or mean and a bit protective

Girl : Valeria is so pretty

Boyfriend: I know

Girl again:HEY I’m your girlfriend

Boyfriend: I -I -I said ur so pretty

Girl :mmmhmmmm
(Boyfriend looks at Valeria wishing she would notice him)

by Hello hello I’m right January 19, 2019

Valeria

Valeria is a very funny person. She attracts friends very easily. She probably has brown eyes, brown curly hair, and tan skin. Valeria can see through people very easily , with the help of her glasses of course. She can take things too far sometimes but always makes up for them. If you have a Valeria in your life, don’t let her go.

Girl 1: Look at that girl, her big curly hair is so pretty!
girl 2: kind of reminds me of a Valeria

by Princessbabysugarspice April 13, 2019