Vales

A human-born Czech hottie who is too goddamn amazing to be defined by the English language. Typically found stalking around seedy nightclubs, watching for vampires.

All them kindred want to hump Vales like woah.

by cinquain August 2, 2008

Vale

A cute nice girl who is dating an asshole.

"Dude, that girl is so cute and nice... but look at his boyfriend. He's a complete moronic asshole"
"Yeah, she's a Vale"

by valelover March 17, 2013

valee

hot girl. who’s very beautiful. very rad hair. also very artistic strong and smart. a lot of good things bundled into one

damn have you met valee, she’s so cool

by A human who was born April 9, 2020

Vale

A small town in Eastern Oregon inhabited by inbreds and meth heads. Particulary known for its overall low IQ and odor of farm animals.

Jeremy is so dumb.." "What do you expect? He's from Vale.

by TellNoLies December 23, 2010

the vale

Sunnyvale, California, the home town!

Hey Chris are you coming to the vale tonight?

by Chels dogg July 24, 2003

the vale

is better than Milpitas

by dj gs68 August 4, 2003

Valing it

Valing it is when the strange Russian vomits milk unexpectedly,

She was valing it because she didn't realize milkshakes had milk in them

by Mousetrapboi July 6, 2018