Short for valid. Saying something is 'val' is agreeing with a former statement. This is just like saying something is true, saying fo sho, or stating word.
- "Dude, Lance is so gay, all he does is kiss ass."
- "Thats val man."
or
- "If we don't start changing the discount rate this economy is going to be fucked in the ear."
- "Val."
- "Thats val man."
or
- "If we don't start changing the discount rate this economy is going to be fucked in the ear."
- "Val."
by Gelsh May 29, 2006
an exaggerated measurement, value or quantity that is absolutely ludicrous, unreal or a hyperbole (in the non-mathematical sense) with regard to its size or magnitude.
this ridiculous measurement was coined by an englishman who drives german automobiles, carries an enlarged left testicle and who turns red at the mere glimpse of sunlight in the morning; the anonymous englishman named the term after an anonymous non-practical woman (typically nearly 30 years of age) with origins from a nation or people celebrated for an austerely realist approach or practical outlook on life
this ridiculous measurement was coined by an englishman who drives german automobiles, carries an enlarged left testicle and who turns red at the mere glimpse of sunlight in the morning; the anonymous englishman named the term after an anonymous non-practical woman (typically nearly 30 years of age) with origins from a nation or people celebrated for an austerely realist approach or practical outlook on life
GIRL: I simply cannot sit on a barstool...I had 4000 guys in my bedroom last night (when in-fact, there were only 29 present).
GUY: Gosh, are you sure it wasn't 2,657 guys? You sound like such a Val!!!!!!!
GUY: Gosh, are you sure it wasn't 2,657 guys? You sound like such a Val!!!!!!!
by Tim_undercover<3 July 11, 2008
val is a cunt and he likes sucking bbc he will do it for only 3 bucks.
he is russian and he is always wearing an adidas tracksuit
he is russian and he is always wearing an adidas tracksuit
by sl0bonmyknob April 10, 2019
A great person with an amazing personality. Loves to help other people and is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. A strong and confident person and if you ever are lucky enough to meet val, you cannot let val go.
by Ruiiiiiiiiii January 02, 2020
A nickname used especially for names like Valentina, or Valerie. Val is kind, sweet, funny, and falls in love really fast. She has only a couple friends but she keeps them for a long time. Val is usually tall, brown or dark hair, and is very creative. Val is someone who you will remember forever
by morganhinken634 November 18, 2018
by Cooper the Cantaloupe February 06, 2017
A woman who has an independent spirit and prefers to live life on her own terms. She places a far greater value on having a good time than on material possessions. But be warned that she has a very bad reputation for tempers, so do what you can to not set off any fiery displays. Lastly, she's extremely perceptive, honest and disdainful of deception in her relationship. She works hard but parties even harder!
by rogerdubuisseiyo June 16, 2011