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Flatus Vaginalis

The technical name in Latin for a 'Fanny Fart', 'Vart' or 'Queef'.
"I was engaging in copulation the night previously, when my dearest partner of my non-marital relationship released an expulsion of air, a Flatus Vaginalis my dear boy, from her Vulva."
by nathanjhunt September 1, 2011
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vaginalia

noun plural \ˌvä-jə-ˈnā-lē-ə\ the non-essential bits surrounding the vagina, vaginal decoration or embellishment.
Doctor Jones was ready to start Susie's pap smear, but he first had to navigate the vast amount of vaginalia she had acquired during her many years of hard living.
by webnabled September 8, 2013
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vaginalizing

Demasculating masculinity.
Wife: your masculinity has little use in today's profeminist world.

Husband: Women vaginalizing men is in today's world making men into pussies and lap dogs.
by Highly Qualified November 15, 2014
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vaginatis

(n) vaginatis is a socially deadly disease caused from the lack of eating animal meat. It is characterized by the manifestation of sores on the skin in the form of tiny vaginas. If it remains untreated the patient may turn into a giant walking pussy.

Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
I'm calling disease control because Serge ordered a salad. I suspect he has vaginatis.

Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
by Lupus ain't no pussy December 4, 2011
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vaginismus

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.
"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."
by J E. Walker May 9, 2003
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Vaginavision

It refers to the current state of television with a majority of TV shows are aimed towards women. Also, short form VV instead of TV. Anything prime time on ABC, NBC, and CBS networks.
Most VV aka Vaginavision programming sucks for guys.
by Keith B November 10, 2006
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Vaginismal

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.
Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.
by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009
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