Friendly Vagina

A term that loose women use to deny their friskiness. The term ''Whore" is deemed to inflammatory for their liking causing them to try and justify the slut level achieved.

Buster - "You sleep with everything. You're a whore."

Dessie - "No, I just have a friendly vagina. Not a whore."

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 April 24, 2015

blue shell vagina

A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.

Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.

by True_X_Blue August 10, 2023

Vagiaphragm

Using your female voice from your vagina up through your diaphragm, to speak your mind!

She told that dick to keep his hands to himself, with her vagiaphragm.

by Pposse04 June 20, 2019

vagima

Vagima means happy face. Anyone can have a vagima.

Dude I have vagima right now.
Why do I hang out with you?

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 15, 2017

vagina trough

When a girl is so wet from you going down on her that it's like putting your face in a water trough

Dude, I almost drowned in that bitch's vagina trough

Guy #1: Dude what's on your face?
Guy #2: Oh I just went down on this chick and she was so wet it was like putting my face in a trough of water
Guy #1: Yeah, you mean a vagina trough

by GTPSaction June 11, 2010

Vagina Distortion Field

Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.

Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."

Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."

Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"

<cue Kirk fight music>

by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012

Vaginacology

The unofficial, non-scientific study of the female vagina where males assume to know what a woman's vagina will look, smell, or taste like without prior intimate knowledge.

Made popular by Vaginacology.com

vaginacologist, someone who believes themselves studied in vaginacology.

I know my vaginacology, that chick shaves it bald.

by ReverendBob June 10, 2009