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Vaggle

A group of two or more VagHags or Vaginal Vampires or a combination of a VagHag and a Vaginal Vampire usually conniving, on some level, to find a way to deny women their inherent rights.
As soon as the legislature was sworn in a republican Vaggle formed at the rear of the chamber. The VagHags, in their modest Vaggle of four, acquiesced to the larger Vaggle of 40 Vaginal Vampires, who were writing legislation to outlaw all contraceptive coverage in the state.

It should be noted, the Vaggle of VagHags didn't acquiesce, one of their votes was bought with SuperPac funds, one with a committee assignment, and two of the four were sleeping with a pair of VagVamps.
by Bort666 January 22, 2013
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Hidden Vaggie Ranch

The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.
Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
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Vaggdini

The act of disappearing when a mate needs you the most
Hey where is rob? I dont know man, he was just here. He must have pulled a Vaggdini
by Glynn82 August 6, 2015
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Vagayonnaise

Tangy discharge produced by a womans vagina
Becky and I had sex on my couch last night and her vagayonnaise was all over me when we were done.
by The Obzerver April 13, 2021
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Vagyrant

A woman who is adept at using sex to subvert, manipulate, and ultimately control the man she is with, in order to get what she wants. This us usually done through the promise of sex, though the aforementioned sex may or may not be (and in most cases isn't) delivered.

A vagyrant will usually prey on desperate,lonely, or genreally weak willed men who have the inability to think with anything else other than their dicks.

Men who fall prey to a vagyrant are inevitably turned into panty waste pussies of epic, eunuch-like proportions.
"Our buddy was supposed to go to the strip club with us tonight, but the vagyrant he's living with made him stay home to paint her toes."
by peoplemcnuggets April 20, 2009
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vaggie burger

A tasty burger primarily made up of vagina.
I was chowing down a vaggie burger last night.

I can't eat that! I'm a vagitarian.
by Jennnnxxx March 29, 2009
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Vaggie Fingers

The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.
Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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