V-tech

Why foreigners and 15 year old kids (and slow people) thinks Hondas are fast... When in all reality they are a slow poor excuse for a car and V-tech is nothing more than variable valve displacement.

15 year old kid -"Wow that whip is fast"

Slow person - "yeah it had v-tech"

Person with common sense - "No it's actually not fast and gets good mpg because of v-tech, if you wanted fast should have bought American"

by Hendobp March 28, 2016

v tech

A frequent misspelling of "v-tec", which is an acronym for Variable valve Timing and Electronic lift Control, which can be found on Honda B-series, H-series, and D-series motors. Vtech is a company that makes phones.

"y0 dawg, duz yo civic got a V TECH on it?"
or
"I just bought dis mad tyte V TECH sticker at autozone."

by JEFFT August 2, 2007

V tech

A type of car modifiction usually on Honda's in Glendale driven by armos cruising Glenoaks on a Friday,Saturday Night Armo

V-Tech BROOO

by LiLit April 12, 2004

v tech

v tech comes from virginia tech where a student went on a violent rampage killing other students. to go v tech on your school is to do the same thing as what happened at v tech

dude, that loser edward kid's gonna go v tech on this school some day

by 4rB1t3r April 12, 2008

v tech

A parkahye wit a honda (especially civic) and takes glo-stix to raves

ey look at that v-tech, bro

by Vahe haroutounian April 4, 2004

V-tech'd

To be shot and killed by someone who is intent on killing you.

I was downtown to buy some crack when I saw my dealer get V-Tech'd right in front of me!

by Nasty Tailwind August 3, 2007

Honda V-Tech

A condition that Hondas reach when they go fast where the engine screams but the car doesnt go any faster, rather it just seems that it is because of the noise.

My honda v-tech really sucks

by Shank master general January 1, 2009