A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.
Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"
Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"
Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"
Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"
Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"
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by Dr Definition May 16, 2003
Get the uruguay mug.The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.
"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."
"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."
"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."
by lepoissonhipster December 9, 2018
Get the uruguayan rock mug.Uruguay is a country fo South America between Argentina and Brasil. Nearly the entire Uruguayan population is of European origin, mainly from Spanish and Italian descent. Therefore the overwhelming majority of Uruguayans are light skinned with light hair and blue eyes. Uruguayans are also very warm, kind, friendly, and extremely hospitable. Uruguayan culture has been heavily influenced by the Western Europeans that immigrated here. It is also very similar to that of Argentina. Both countries share: the tango, milonga, gaucho, mate, bandoneon, the same dialect, and the same food.
Montevideo is the capital and largest city in Uruguay. Its wide avenues and boulevards, open parks, old European styled buildings, beautiful beaches, great museums and theatres, sophisticated restaurants and clubs, and its warm, friendly people attract many tourists to this city.
Uruguay is probably most famous for its meat, soccer, and most of all its beaches. Known to have some of the best beaches in the world the Uruguayan Riviera, stretching from Montevideo to Rocha, houses notable beach resorts such as Cuchilla Alta, Solimar, and Piriapolis. The most famous and internationally known of these resorts is Punta del Este.
Known as Punta, this peninsula lays on the Rio de la Plata on one side and the Atlantic Ocean on the other. Therefore you can watch both the sun rise and set in Punta. Its white, sandy beaches; exclusive yacht and golf clubs; its sophisticated restaurants and shops; the decorated houses, mansions, and summer homes; the luxurious apartment buildings and 5 star hotels; and its vibrant nightlife all help to attract the hundreds of thousands of people that come here each year. Punta is grandest and most exclusive beach resort in all of South America and is considered one of the best in the world. For these reasons and more Punta is known as "the Pearl of the Atlantic".
Montevideo is the capital and largest city in Uruguay. Its wide avenues and boulevards, open parks, old European styled buildings, beautiful beaches, great museums and theatres, sophisticated restaurants and clubs, and its warm, friendly people attract many tourists to this city.
Uruguay is probably most famous for its meat, soccer, and most of all its beaches. Known to have some of the best beaches in the world the Uruguayan Riviera, stretching from Montevideo to Rocha, houses notable beach resorts such as Cuchilla Alta, Solimar, and Piriapolis. The most famous and internationally known of these resorts is Punta del Este.
Known as Punta, this peninsula lays on the Rio de la Plata on one side and the Atlantic Ocean on the other. Therefore you can watch both the sun rise and set in Punta. Its white, sandy beaches; exclusive yacht and golf clubs; its sophisticated restaurants and shops; the decorated houses, mansions, and summer homes; the luxurious apartment buildings and 5 star hotels; and its vibrant nightlife all help to attract the hundreds of thousands of people that come here each year. Punta is grandest and most exclusive beach resort in all of South America and is considered one of the best in the world. For these reasons and more Punta is known as "the Pearl of the Atlantic".
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