Upshift

(verb) A transitional moment during doggy-style or sex from behind when a male moves his erection from the vagina and inserts it in the anus.

"Why was she so upset at breakfast this morning?"

"Well, she is still pissed about me upshifting her last night. I guess it hurt really bad. Oops."

by NedULater November 13, 2013

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When one is under the influence of hallucinogenic substances and is thinking so fast or unclearly that they cannot maintain a steady stream of though. The act of losing the thought previous is called the upshift.

What was i talking about? I totally just upshifted.

by Cptncoleian November 10, 2005

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Upshart

An Upshart is the unfortunate act of lightly vomiting in one's mouth. Since the contents never actually leave the mouth, the Upsharter is left with the unpleasant task of re-swallowing the vomit.

What's the Upshart of this word in your vocabulary? It's much more fun to say 'I Upsharted,' than 'I Verped,' and you all know that "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit" is really only funny if you're still stuck in 2004. The primary difference between Upsharting and Sharting is the taste.

Paulie: "Damn... That was gross."
Kevin: "What happened?"
Paulie: "I just upsharted some ramen salad."
Kevin: "That is gross... that shit was bad the first time around."

by Sideburnes May 12, 2011

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Feel-me-up-shirt

A shirt embellished with studs, beads, or other alluring pleasant-to-the-touch attribute that encourages people to want to feel-you-up when you wear it.

I think I'll wear my favorite "feel-me-up-shirt" to the reunion this weekend!

by Alli-gal February 9, 2009

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