Uppermind

When someone outwits you in a subject that you feel you know more about, then totally trashes all of what you said concerning the subject.

Brother A: dude... you can't "send" people ringtones from one phone to another, only way to do that is to either download them, buy them from a ringtone store thingy online, itunes, or put mp3 clips onto your phones memory card...

Brother B: Or go to Myxer.com and get them for free... And yes, you can send them. lol I did it all the time before my phone got shut off.

Brother A: hmm, well, that sounds gay, go to hell, you weren't supposed to uppermind me like that

by Slayer8907 October 19, 2010

underhand slider

The action of female grasping to line up the penis for proper angle of penetration prior to intercourse; woman on bottom. Most common when a guy (freehanded) rubs the head of his penis around the pussy lips and doesn't insert; frustrated the female will grasp the dick with a underhand grip and slid it in. The man will immediately feel gratified as the woman was unable to hold out any longer and executed penetration. Excellence is measured when a woman who plays extremely hard to get gives an "underhand slider".

Matt: Last night I was messing around with Tiffany and to my surprise she gave me an "underhand slider"! I was teasing the shit out of her and making her quiver...she couldn't take it and underhand slid it in.
Zak: Those are the best.....Kristen holds out and acts like she doesn't want it but I get an "underhanded slider" nightly.
Jimmy: I get underhanded by Sam all the time....she love the dick!
All: HAHAHA

by Nomad Giz January 26, 2016

underhanding

The practice of going up behind a woman in a nightclub and putting your fingers inside of her without her consent, as part of a dare or contest. A form of sexual harassment.

"Hey man, I'm feeling extra misogynistic this evening, want to have an underhanding contest?"
"Sure, I also have no decency and want to harass someone more vulnerable than me, lets do it!"

by perhapschocolate November 6, 2013

Underhand Carrot

When at a posh restaurant, and the waiter gives you a cheeky hand job while pretending to read the specials.

I used to waitress at the Ivy, until I gave an underhand carrot to Russell Brand.

by wynners June 27, 2020

Upperman High School

Located in Baxter, TN, this school is where all the dope ass redneck stoners and dumb, funny football players go to get an “education” but is absolutely ten times better than the neighboring school Cookeville High School.

There’s been an influx of cat girls coming into Upperman High School, they like to hiss at me.

by Fuzzball September 1, 2021

gain the upper hand

Where you are able to happily grasp and retain a nice gal's "upper" hand --- i.e., the one opposite to her "lower" hand from the shoulder that she's lying on --- while stretched out on your sides at the beach or spooning her in bed.

Being allowed to gain the upper hand while spooning with a nice girl is always a pleasure; just remember to always employ the wrist-twist compromise to ensure maximum comfort for both of you.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Underhanded Hitler

Named for the motion as well as the signature Hitler mustache the motion creates, this euphemism involves an underhanded "zig heil" arm movement with an end result on your significant other having a Hitler 'stache.

Said to your friends at work in an extremely roundabout way:

"While we were experimenting with the glitter sack the previous day, I am currently trying to surprise her with an Underhanded Hitler."

by The Other B Money March 22, 2009