unload

To sell off stolen merchandise.

Manny: Hey I just whacked this fucker out for about 15 grand in diamonds, do you know somewhere I can unload these?
Larry: Yeah, call up Lenny the Jeweler. He'll give you the best price for it.

by RealMadrileno March 23, 2007

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Unload the groceries

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

by GPRetto June 26, 2017

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Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 23, 2017

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drop and unload

To drop your pants then to masturbate with the sole purpose of ejaculating.

"Dude, do you feel heavy?"
"Dude, yeah."
"Dude, drop and unload, and see if you feel lighter."

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

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lock and unload

While driving, the act of locking the widows just prior to cutting ass as to allow your fellow riders to enjoy all that is your stench.

Shortly after the chili and eggs had properly mixed with last nights beer, I felt the familiar rumble in my lower intestine. The poor bastards I was with were getting ready to taste my stench. It was time to lock and unload.

by Jacob Ford March 19, 2008

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