The 30th choice school for the bottom of the high school class. If you repeated two years in private school and still ranked in the bottom of your senior class, this is the place for you. An acceptance rate of over 60% (100% if you are full pay), and a yield of less than 10%, EVERYBODY GETS IN because nobody wants to come here. Absolute backwater. Everybody drinks heavily because they can't believe they wasted high school on drugs, alcohol, and Facebook so they ended up here as the last gasp blowhole that would accept them. About as epic a fail as it gets after high school. Nearly useless degree - Hoping for supermarket meat departments as reach jobs upon graduation. Oh, yeah, lovely location to go to school...NOT!!!
Union College senior No. 1: I'm going to work at Walmart as a sales associate when I graduate, baby! Yeah, buukuu bucks!!
Union College senior No. 2: Way to Union College that job, bro! I could only get a job at Walgreens.
Union College senior No. 3: I got you both beat...I Union Colleged a job at Dunkin' Donuts makin' lattes!!
Union College senior No. 2: Way to Union College that job, bro! I could only get a job at Walgreens.
Union College senior No. 3: I got you both beat...I Union Colleged a job at Dunkin' Donuts makin' lattes!!
by face2016 July 5, 2016
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The students here are generally very motivated, and the ladies are very attractive. A high percentage of girls here are sluts who can be banged quite easily. There are lots of asians, latinos and whites. Not so many blacks.
The students here are generally very motivated, and the ladies are very attractive. A high percentage of girls here are sluts who can be banged quite easily. There are lots of asians, latinos and whites. Not so many blacks.
I met this girl in at the bar, she was really hot, but wouldn't say much. After we finally got talking, we went and had the night of our lives! She went to Pacific Union College.
by dondondondon July 27, 2011
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Crappy school of "higher" education which blocks www.urbandictionary.com. This school is better suited for billygoats in clown shoes than human beings.
The connectino at pacific union college is for guess-jean-wearing hippies. Can I have some more granola?
by cfrostypoo October 13, 2005
Get the pacific union college mug.The surface residue of a sanctimonious turd that simply refuses to flush down the proverbial toilet of a millenium of otherwise staunch academic tradition. Also known as CICCU.
"Hi, I'm from Cambridge Inter-collegiate Christian Union. I support the clergy's prolific choir-boy molestation."
"You're going to hell. I should know, I'm from CICCU."
"I don't even believe in Jesus. I'm in it for the free lunches at CICCU."
"The revised 10 commandments of CICCU:
1) Thou shalt have thine cake and eat it.
2) Thou shalt have the cake of others and eat it even if you are full from aforementioned cake.
3) Thou shalt increase the greenhouse effect through fly-posting and leafleting.
4) Thou shalt be racist and homophobic.
5) Thou shalt slap thine wife about a bit for she hath remarkable regenerative powers.
6) Thou shalt steal from the poor and give to the rich.
7) Thou shalt get them out for the lads.
8) Thou shalt evicerate the proletariate.
9) Thou shalt kill members of all other faths.
10) Thou shalt play cricket."
"You're going to hell. I should know, I'm from CICCU."
"I don't even believe in Jesus. I'm in it for the free lunches at CICCU."
"The revised 10 commandments of CICCU:
1) Thou shalt have thine cake and eat it.
2) Thou shalt have the cake of others and eat it even if you are full from aforementioned cake.
3) Thou shalt increase the greenhouse effect through fly-posting and leafleting.
4) Thou shalt be racist and homophobic.
5) Thou shalt slap thine wife about a bit for she hath remarkable regenerative powers.
6) Thou shalt steal from the poor and give to the rich.
7) Thou shalt get them out for the lads.
8) Thou shalt evicerate the proletariate.
9) Thou shalt kill members of all other faths.
10) Thou shalt play cricket."
by Rowan Williams October 30, 2007
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