Umberto

surrounded by obstacles and challenges
you cannot help but peep through the glory hole
and
watch

him
grow demanding limbs that are
capable of carrying weight
and you cannot help but love what you
you
love
what
you
feel

this could go on like this. why destroy a good thing.
Umberto

by Krkič May 4, 2019

Umberto

The Most Gibberish name of all the names.. it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Scumana Umberto?

by Bretmcb23 October 16, 2008

Umberto & Quentin

The closest Uday & Quesay would get to their names on those amusement park personalised licence plates.

I don't have an example. The definition is a joke.

by Zach G. November 28, 2003

Umberto 146

A famous youtuber from albania and sweden with wopping 7 subs, he plays hoi4 minecraft and much more

bro Umberto 146 is so fucking good xdddd lol 420

by Frido1 January 17, 2020

Umberto Bigblunts

The best striker of all time. His antics on the football pitch do not measure up to the circus that was his life off the field. On numerous accounts was Umberto accused of performing what he called a "Karl Malone" on his girlfriend. A 12 time winner of Cannabis Mgazine's Biggest Blunt Rolled category, Mr Bigblunts soon became an honorary member of the "Blunt Affectionado" club, along with the likes of Cheech, Chong, Spicoli, Bernie, and Lord Balls.

Liverpool won the Champions League with the help of Umberto Bigblunts and his three giant Ls.

by Del Piero March 26, 2009