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The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*
by yoshi February 12, 2005
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Using an Umbrella

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
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using autism as an insult

The most fucking idiotic thing to do.
Autism has levels and using autism as an insult is actually not offensive but idiotic as fuck because there's levels of severity of autism. People with level 1 autism are actually usually smarter then people without it.
by Your Gays July 9, 2020
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kim jong uning

When a man goes on a crazy sex rampage and fucks every female thing that he sees. He impregnates all of them and they all thoroughly enjoy it.
The man is now father of 56 kids and 9 puppies 4 cats and a bird after he went Kim Jong Uning awhile ago.
by FredFred69 August 17, 2014
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I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
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Uxing

The act of continuously improving the interactions between users and products.
When I'm uxing, I'm doing it for your mom.
by GA21 August 26, 2014
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why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
by UltraBoss December 2, 2016
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